You know your child is just 2 when she...

... can still fall into the toilet.
... declares unreservedly whether she likes what people are wearing. Or not.
... asks every stranger how old they are.
... can't tell when her sandals are on the wrong feet.
... asks the lady at McDonalds why she has a necklace on her teeth (braces).
... sometimes forgets to take off her underwear when she sits on the toilet.
... asks for a "chiuaua" to be put on her head (Tiara).
... manages to get food ALL over her face, no matter what is offered.
... makes you late because she wants to "do it all by meself".
... sings Hi-5 songs to herself in bed at night.

We love you, Zoe!